
I should know by now that when the kids are quiet, there's some major disaster about to occur.
There is one of those automatic air fresheners - you know one of those battery powered ones that spray every 30 minutes or so - in the toyroom downstairs. It is hung on the wall high enough to touch the ceiling. I can't even reach it without a step stool.
Buuuutttt ... if one little scheming 3 year old were to place the heavy four foot slide by the wall ...
Let's just say Ethan came running up the stairs screaming in some foriegn baby language. He jumped into my arms crying and wailing something along the lines of
"ALL BETTERRRR!!!! OUCHIE!!!" and
"POOOOOOOR ETHAN!!! POOOOR ETHAN!!!". And when I asked him to tell me what happened -
"POOR ETHAN EYE!!! EYEEEEEE!!!!!!".And from this I deduced that the air freshener got him directly in his curious little eyes. I was wondering why he smell so citrusy fresh! Poor poor Ethan.
The canister said to flush thouroughly if it got into eyes.
I tried.
It was hard.
I mean pinning down a distraught 3 year old and pouring water into his tearful irritated eyes and then trying to put some eyedrops into them WHILE laughing really hard everytime he cried "Poor Ethan!!!" is not an easy task. Especially when my confused little Tessa, who is now parakeeting everything she hears, is slapping at me for causing her brother so much unhappiness and repeating
"Poo Etan!! Poo Etan!!".
Aaaaahhhhhh ...
He's calmly napping now. It only took lots of hugs and reassurance that the Air Freshener Monster was all gone - and 3 bottles of chocolate milk ...